Me, myself and I!

Somewhere in America, when the West was still wild.
The army is out of provisions, so they decide to go buffalo hunting.
An indian scout is hired. They ride.
After a while the indian gets down from his horse and puts his ear to the ground.
He suddenly exclaims: "bull come!"
The sergeant in charge wants to know, how he can possibly know that, because he cannot hear or see a thing.
The indian makes a face and says: "sticky ear!"

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Somewhere in Alaska, a man lives all by himself in a god-forsaken place.
Every other month he travels to the nearest town, some 300 miles away, to shop for provisions.
Now, when he goes to town he always gets himself an ice cream cone, his only luxury, which he eats right away. (he is a very sloppy eater and always gets the ice cream all over his face)
Before he goes back to his log cabin he has to fill up his truck of course.
So he is at the gas station, having just finished his ice cream.
The girl at the cashier notices fluid running out from under his 4X4 and asks him: "Sir, did you blow a seal?"
He thinks for a second and then is quick to ensure her that: "No, it is only vanilla ice cream!"

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ok, ok, tell a better one then.

Does officially-bored-cause-wow-servers-are-down-for-4-hours count too?

wait... are you playing with the US version?

" So, anyone playing US? My package is arriving next week, going on Illidan server with my old guild."



Have been playing for 4 or 5 days now, and already up to 60 hours played Yesterday was 5am hehe... WoW for teh win!

You're offtopic in an offtopic thread

It's a bored at work thread, not bored in vaccation heheh


best,
Arcat

Wait... if I'm offtopic in an offtopic thread, does that make it ontopic?