Seven of Nine (hundred ninety nine thousand...), we are BOLGer's Head.
Refutance is sistile. Your ass will be laminated.
We have approved our application to this guild. We are now of OoR.
We have already taken over several administrative chores. Like assimilating news from alien game sites.

More to follow...
...and: We actively hate Fyakkies!!! (for reference ask a myloc, if you can find one)

DENIED!

*starts gnawing on Bolger's head*

Feel the wrath of the moose!